Monday, May 17, 2004

Buttered Alamang and Bagoong Mayonaisse

INTERVIEW W/ WORLD FAMOUS ARTIST AND PART TIME EXOTIC DANCER JACKIE CACCAM (CONDUCTED BY KORINA SANCHEZ, MORNING GIRL, AKA BITCHY REPORTER RUMOURED TO BE GOING OUT W/MR. PALENGKE)
KORINA: so, certified ka na raw?
JACKIE: yes. i was so nervous alam mo? sobrang nagcry ako to death...
KORINA:if you cried to death how come you're still alive?
JACKIE: i refuse to answer that question, parang you're implying na suicidal ako, what will my fans think??KORINA: ok,sorry i brought that up, i almost forgot the episode four years ago when it was rumoured you almost died on the beaches of San Gabriel, San Fernando ,La Union....
JACKIE: that's different!!!!!!!!! I WAS trying tosave somebody you know, i wasn't trying to get myself killed in the process.. even though ican't swim.. don't you think i'm heroic/noble? (cough, cough in a modest way)KORINA: this topic is getting old, can't we talk of something else?
JACKIE: like what? do you want to talk how i went through hell and high water to get certified?
KORINA: uhhmmmm.. anything more interesting thanthat??
JACKIE: well i do want to talk about a certain someone but that would be beside the point of this interview..
KORINA: but what is the point of this interview?
JACKIE: aren't we talking about me and my fame and glory?
KORINA: no we were trying to get to the point where you single-handedly vanquished the green-eyed monster...
JACKIE:hmm, somehow that skipped my mind
KORINA:i don't think we're getting anywhere
JACKIE: i know. but aren't you glad you had this chance to talk to me?
KORINA: no
JACKIE:WHY YOU?!!!?? *&$^&#%
KORINA:you don't intimidate me, i'm dating mr.palengke. he's number two in the senatorial race you know (partial results only)..
JACKIE:the f*#^ do i care??
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ps. sorry guys. didn't have anything plausible to write about. hik. this is getting old. hik. hik.

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