II. HALLWAYS SERVE AS AN OUTPOST AS WELL (THE JEDI AND THE SHARK)

II. HALLWAYS SERVE AS AN OUTPOST AS WELL
I BORROW MY FELLOW STALKER, THE JEDI, FROM HIS CURRENT CHOSEN "HAUNTING" (NOTE THE USE OF THE WORD "HAUNTING", NOT "HUNTING") GROUND. HE WILL SERVE AS ONE OF MY PROPS FOR THE EVENING. WE POSITION OURSELVES NEAR THE HALLWAY (ALWAYS A VERY GOOD STALKING GROUND SINCE EVERYONE NEEDS TO PASS BY HERE TO GET TO THE PANTRY) AND PRETEND TO BE ENGROSSED IN AN INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION. OF COURSE, THIS IS DONE DURING CHUVANESS'S (DEFINITION: A WORD WHICH USED TO BE MEANINGLESS GIBBERISH BUT EVOLVED INTO A NOUN/VERB PERTAINING TO ANYONE/ANYTHING/EVERYTHING AT A GIVEN PLACE AND TIME; LATELY BEING USED AS A GENERAL TERM FOR THE SUBJECT OF THE "STALK") BREAK. NEEDLESS TO SAY, MY ANTICS ARE VERY TAXING TO THE JEDI AS HE LACKS THE MORE DEVIOUS NATURE I POSSESS. ANYWAY, WE CARRY ON WITH PLAN B. CHUVANESS PASSES BY, HURRIEDLY I LAUNCH INTO THE "DISCUSSION". "YOU KNOW JEDI, I PLAN ON STARTING MY OWN COMPANY SOMEDAY".. JEDI, "OH?".SHARK, "AH YES, ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS"..(AT THIS POINT, CHUVANESS PASSES BY AND I INTENTIONALLY INCREASE THE VOLUME) "AH YES, CASH WOULD FLOW FREELY FROM MY FINGERS, I WOULD USE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS TO LIGHT UP MY CIGARETTES (NEVERMIND THAT I DON'T SMOKE) MEN AND WOMEN OF POWER WOULD BOW TO MY WHIMS" ( AT WHICH POINT CHUVANESS HAS ALREADY PASSED BY WITH NO HOPES OF LOOKING BACK) "AH YES..." (LOOK BACK YOU BLUNDERING IDIOT) "AH YES..AHH..DAMN".OBVIOUSLY SOUNDING LIKE AN OBNOXIOUS PRIG DOESNT APPEAL TO YOU. I HAVE GOT TO THINK OF MORE EFFECTIVE WAYS OF ATTRACTING MY CHUVANESS.